Pun(s) #2

“What was your favorite vegetable?” asked Stuart.

“Carrots.”

Stuart nodded. “It’s weird when you think about it,” he said. “You have red hair.”

“So?” said Marvin.

“They call a person with red hair Carrot Top. But really, carrots are green on top. So they should call a person with green hair Carrot Top.”

and

“You were picking your nose!” Clarence said.

“I was not!” said Marvin.

“You were snot?” asked Clarence. “He just said he was snot.”

Everyone, except Stuart, laughed.

“That’s not what I said,” said Marvin.

“That’s snot what I said,” said Clarence.

– Why Pick on Me? (Marvin Redpost #2) by Louis Sachar

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Author: wingedwind

Aku adalah aku yang sebagian aku tahu dan sebagian aku tak tahu.

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